The Sanctum

The Guide To Peeing Safely

By: Anthony

Table Of Contents

1.0 Table of Contents

1.1 Introduction

1.2 Urinal Strategy

1.3 Toilet Strategy (Standing)

1.4 Toilet Strategy (Sitting)

1.5 Final Words

1.6 Credits

1.7 Request for Sticky

1.8 Copyright Information

1.1 Introduction

Many people, including myself, have a all-too-common problem. This problem is a certain peeing disorder that prevents these afflicted peoples from doing their business properly. Many also say that this problem is severely minor, as it has a trivial fix. However, I would venture to say that people who do not know the fix would not think of it as "minor." So by now, many of you are probably thinking, "What is this problem so many people are forced to deal with every day?"

Peeingous Toohardium.

1.2 Urinal Strategy

This is the main reason I wrote this guide. I, myself, suffered many wet pants from this foe. After many many failed strategies, I finally found the ones I use today.

The Dry

This method is relatively straightforward. You aim right for one of the holes in the middle area of the rubber mat at the bottom of the urinal, and pee straight through. If your stream is narrow enough, and your hand is steady enough, you can have a successful trip to the bathroom with almost 0% splashback. I was surprised at the fact that my entire stream went through the hole the first time I did it, because the holes looked relatively small.

Unfortunately, some of you might not have a stream small enough for this strategy to work. If you are one of these people, I am sorry. There are only a few things I will not do in life, and one of them is testing peeing strategies with another man's penis.

The Wet

Sometimes you will find that there is a lot of water in the center, and that it actually covers up the filter. (or it just isn't there) When this happens, pee straight into the water. Normally, this is a bad idea (like with a toilet) but, since the surface area of the water is so small, you can fill it with bubbles almost instantly. Your pee will start to hit the bubbles, and they will cushion its fall a bit, before it replenishes the bubble supply from below.

1.3 Toilet Strategy (Standing)

At this point many of you might be wondering why I included both wet and dry urinals under the same bulletpoint on the table of contents. Well, I am here to answer your questions. When switching from dry to wet, your aim doesnt really differentiate much, with the exception of having to be a bit more percise with the dry, you're aiming in the exact same place. However, The differences between standing at a toilet and peeing, and sitting at a toilet and peeing are huge. You're not only aiming at a different side of the toilet, in one instance youre on the toilet.

Aim for the X. You want to aim at the back center of the bowl, a little under the lip.

1.4 Toilet Strategy (Sitting)

Another reason I seperated the two was, well, I really have no idea how to pee sitting to make sure you dont splash. If I had to guess, I would say to aim right above the water...but I really don't know.

1.5 Final Words

Please post whatever you like in this thread, as long as it agrees with forum rules. I don't care if it has nothing to do with my guide, as far as I'm concerned thats a free bump until my guide gets stickied. Anyways, I hope I was able to help someone with this guide, whether it was revealing a trick to a sufferer, or just opening the eyes of someone else.

1.6 Credits

Myself

Google (for the pics seen in this post, and the © symbol stolen from their homepage)

Risujin (for the all around idea of prettying the post)

Tea (for the idea to do [ list ] for the table of contents)

If you would like to add something and/or suggest something new, please post it and I will look it over and, if you're lucky, I'll even add it.

1.7 Request for Sticky

I request this post be stickied because it can truely help people. In its current form, it has the means to help, but if it is stickied, it will attract more attention for people to help me improve upon it, and help the lives of others. I ask that you think of these people, the afflicted and the ignorant, and think of how you can change their lives by stickying this topic.

1.8 Copyright Information

©2007 Anthony a.k.a. n00b pl0x

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